Nobody is really getting this one right.
I will add a 'clue' to make it a little more fair. I mean, who wants the house to win?
The clue is: White South Africans are inherently, intrinsically, and unequivocally racist. Whites are (for the most part) the only people in Jo-burg with disposable income. You need to have income to see a comedy show. That's like a syllogism or something... Hehe, I said gism.
And for those coming over from the message board, ONE of those fifteen jokes I wrote down on a notepad but have never had the balls to say.
Remember -- Two of those jokes were cited by the ladies when they kicked me off stage. One of them i didn't have the cojones to attempt. And the others, surprisingly, were met with a fair amount of yuk-yuks (that is how South Africans laugh, in 'yuk-yuk' form).
The winner gets free admission and drinks for ANY show in which I'm performing . I might even spring for top shelf liquor if you win and can make it out to one of my shows with Jamie Kennedy at the DOWNTOWN COMEDY CLUB IN LOS ANGELES ON MARCH 14TH AND MARCH 15TH!
Posted by Bill Dawes at 1:49 AM