"Bill Dawes College Night" is now Thurdays at TEN PM at the Los Angeles LAUGH FACTORY on Sunset and Laurel!!! (right by the gay bar called "Crunch Gym" and Hyde "celebritywhores R us" Nightclub.)
Please help me out and tell your friends and show up since it's my first night. If it goes well, I'll get to keep it and potentially make dozens of dollars performing at the Laugh Factory every week!
TICKETS ARE ONLY $10! The lineup is gonna include Godfrey, Rich Vos, Skyler Stone, and special surprise guests!
Since I'm trying to stay away from hacky "so I kiled him" punchlines and Asian vagina stereotypes (you get a fortune when you fuck one, you know!), I'm also going to be trying out new PERSONAL material for those of you who know me and are tired of the same anal fisting jokes.
I might even talk about what it was like going to T.C. Williams High School. A crazy public school in Virginia that was comprised of inner city blacks, me, and like 5 retarded kids. I used to get my ass kicked ALL THE TIME... by those retarded kids. Hey, they were strong.
Even worse, they were in my gym class. You know you suck at a sport when retarded people called you retarded.
"Birr, you only threw dat shotput 10 feet. Wha, you forget your helmet, TUPID! I LOVE CANDY!"
Okay, it needs work. Wait'll you see what I do with it after 3 vodka tonics on Thursday!
Call LAUGH FACTORY at 323 656 1336 to RSVP for tickets if possible.
Or just show up.
Or you can leave a comment HERE and I'll see if I can put you on the rudiusmedia VIP guest list.
Thanks,
bill
Posted by Bill Dawes at 4:28 PM