To all my Cali. house-slices, I will be at the ONTARIO IMPROV in Ontario opening for Jamie Kennedy. Don't worry, this isn't Ontario, Canada (wherever that is). It's Ontario, California. It's a real town, I swear. They even have an aiport that Southwest flies into. You can go here to order tickets: HERE
There are 6 SHOWS and I might be able to get comps if you hit me back on myspace
WHEN -- This Weekend
Friday, Nov. 10: 8:30pm and 10:30pm.
Saturday, Nov. 11: 7:00pm, 9:00pm, 11:00pm (Bill pee-in-pants drunk at 11:30pm).
Sunday, Nov. 12: 7:00pm.
WHERE -- I just said, motherfuckers.
From L.A., drive 10 East until you see nothing but windmills, coyotes and mobile home methlabs. Then look for a sign that says "Improv." I'll be in there.
WHY -- I'm recently heartbroken and depressed
...and I broke my ass while roller-blading over cobblestone in the meatpacking district (bring it with the gay jokes, I'm aready!), so I wanna see friendly and familiar faces.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, I need to prep for the HBO Comedy Festival in Vegas on November 17th.
HOW -- What type of fucking question is that?
Check back here tomorrow for more details about the Vegas show. If you can make it out, it promises to be a lot of fun that weekend. I may even be available to sign your bra or have sex with your sister.
Posted by Bill Dawes at 11:16 AM