Addendum to South Afreeka, paht 1 - March 4, 2008

Nobody is really getting this one right.

I will add a 'clue' to make it a little more fair. I mean, who wants the house to win?

The clue is: White South Africans are inherently, intrinsically, and unequivocally racist. Whites are (for the most part) the only people in Jo-burg with disposable income. You need to have income to see a comedy show. That's like a syllogism or something... Hehe, I said gism.

And for those coming over from the message board, ONE of those fifteen jokes I wrote down on a notepad but have never had the balls to say.

Remember -- Two of those jokes were cited by the ladies when they kicked me off stage. One of them i didn't have the cojones to attempt. And the others, surprisingly, were met with a fair amount of yuk-yuks (that is how South Africans laugh, in 'yuk-yuk' form).

The winner gets free admission and drinks for ANY show in which I'm performing . I might even spring for top shelf liquor if you win and can make it out to one of my shows with Jamie Kennedy at the DOWNTOWN COMEDY CLUB IN LOS ANGELES ON MARCH 14TH AND MARCH 15TH!

Posted by Bill Dawes at 1:49 AM

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So if I can guess correctly, you'll buy me a drink as long as I drive or fly my happy ass to the show? Seeing as how after what it would cost to make the trip, admission would be pocket change, a nice handshake, and a guarantee that you can make me laugh would do. Comedy is great just not always reliable. By the way after reading Jamie's blog, it's hard to get the mental image of you naked in a hot tub, with a yellow floatation noodle over your penis as you yell that you're an asian porn star, out of my head. Just wondering if when I shake your hand, that mental image will still be there, to explain of course the amused smile I'll be wearing.

Posted by: Kit at March 4, 2008 05:34 PM

I'm posting this here as well, as on the other post.

I wish you hadn't given me a clue, it only changed one of my answers. Originally I was going to say, 6 and 10 got you kicked out, given the fact that it's sheer snobbery that makes it offensive to be comparative with race in such a way, but 10 and 14 seem to be touchy. 12 was hysterical, "1 out of 4 people in South Africa have AIDS. Hey, you four: eeny, meeny, miny, AIDS!" I about rolled off my chair, as did my co-workers when I read it outloud. So 12 wasn't the issue since a pole would have to be up your ass and scrambling your brain for you to not find that funny. And 9 was totally the one you didn't have the balls to say, I don't know you, I'm not trying to judge your manliness, but there is a level a raunchy you just don't reach, that was slightly it. So yeah, 9 was never said and 10 and 14 got you kicked out. Are any of us even close?

Posted by: Kit at March 4, 2008 06:10 PM

I'm somewhat surprised you even noticed the 'gism' -- mainly because you'd already failed to spot three lots of 'come' before getting to that bit!

Posted by: IRISH N BRITISH at March 8, 2008 11:08 PM

The ones mocking their accent!

Posted by: jess at March 12, 2008 08:52 AM

As Dawes wrote in the comments section of his "Sewth Effreekah, Paaht 1" blog, I was one answer short of the reward (you can see my three choices just above Dawes' comment).

I'm being helpful AND arrogant at the same time, and it feels great to be useful for once (even though I'll probably lose because of my big bragging heart).

My pedestal is quite comfortable, thank you.

Posted by: Moe at March 13, 2008 03:23 PM