Pittsburgh Improv: THIS WEEKEND Fri Nov 24 - Sun Nov 26 - November 24, 2006
Do live in or around Pittsburgh, PA? I'm sorry. You should go see some comedy
WHO: ME, bitches, opening for Jamie Kennedy
WHAT: 5 Shows of Funny
WHERE: Pittsburgh Impov in Homestead, PA
WHEN: Fri Nov. 24 (8p and 10p), Sat Nov. 25 (7p and 9p), Sun Nov. 26 (7p)
WHY: Are you seriously asking me this question? You live in PITTSBURGH!!
HOW: By showing the fuck up and being funny for a bunch of people desperately seeking to avoid the Deer Hunter Doldrums and suicide via steel smelter. You can BUY TICKETS HERE
Let me and Jamie Kennedy help you forget the misery that is spending the bulk of your life in depressed Western Pennsylvania steel country. When we're done I promise you'll leave with a big smile thinking, "Hey, at least we're not Detroit!" So do us, and yourself, a favor and come on down to the Pittsburgh Improv in Homestead, PA.
Posted by Bill Dawes at 10:21 AM
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I was wondering if you were going to mention the Deer Hunter.
Posted by: Mike at November 24, 2006 10:17 PM
i should
Posted by: billdawes at November 25, 2006 11:11 PM
pittsburgh rules bill dawes sucks
Posted by: bob at November 27, 2006 10:52 PM
No really FUCK BILL DAWES.....
I live in Western PA, 2 hours from Pittsburgh, and there isn't a steel mill within 40 miles of my house, I don't know anyone that works in a steel mill, and they were all pussies in the Deer Hunter. You probably didn't sell ten tickets at your show, nobody likes "actors" who play "gay" people.
no for real, I'm a big fan of the site and I like your humor, and I can admit it is a piece of shit in Western PA
Posted by: Crossy at November 28, 2006 04:29 PM
pittsburgh was the most depressing "city" i've ever had the misfortune of spending a weekend in.
it made me wanna punch Christopher Walken in the face.
Posted by: billdawes at November 29, 2006 03:43 AM
Let's not forget where the ketchup I'm sure you eat every fucking day comes from.... If it weren't for Heinz you would have shit on your burgers.
And just because The Deer Hunter was a bad movie doesn't mean you need to talk shit on Christopher Walken. Did you forget about Captain koons on Pulp Fiction, and the countless episodes of SNL??????????
You make me sick bill dawes, if you're gonna shit-talk anyone it should be Meryl Streep.
Posted by: Crossy at November 29, 2006 04:31 PM
Detroit isn't that bad, I was only mugged once in 2006. Plus, we've got the Lions.
Posted by: Ben at November 30, 2006 01:12 AM
the heinz factory looked creepy Lemony Snicket haunted or something. i'm sticking with catsup from now on!
if i ever meet Meryl, imma hit on her so i have an embarrassing story.
Posted by: billdawes at November 30, 2006 01:26 AM
I'd bone meryl Streep
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