The Ontario Improv: Nov. 10 - Nov. 12 - November 8, 2006
To all my Cali. house-slices, I will be at the ONTARIO IMPROV in Ontario opening for Jamie Kennedy. Don't worry, this isn't Ontario, Canada (wherever that is). It's Ontario, California. It's a real town, I swear. They even have an aiport that Southwest flies into. You can go here to order tickets: HERE
There are 6 SHOWS and I might be able to get comps if you hit me back on myspace
WHEN -- This Weekend
Friday, Nov. 10: 8:30pm and 10:30pm.
Saturday, Nov. 11: 7:00pm, 9:00pm, 11:00pm (Bill pee-in-pants drunk at 11:30pm).
Sunday, Nov. 12: 7:00pm.
WHERE -- I just said, motherfuckers.
From L.A., drive 10 East until you see nothing but windmills, coyotes and mobile home methlabs. Then look for a sign that says "Improv." I'll be in there.
WHY -- I'm recently heartbroken and depressed
...and I broke my ass while roller-blading over cobblestone in the meatpacking district (bring it with the gay jokes, I'm aready!), so I wanna see friendly and familiar faces.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, I need to prep for the HBO Comedy Festival in Vegas on November 17th.
HOW -- What type of fucking question is that?
Check back here tomorrow for more details about the Vegas show. If you can make it out, it promises to be a lot of fun that weekend. I may even be available to sign your bra or have sex with your sister.
Posted by Bill Dawes at 11:16 AM
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Where's the promise of being able to rape vestal virgins?
Posted by: Randy at November 8, 2006 12:42 PM
Do you have any idea how upset I am that this isn't Ontario, Canada?
Posted by: Rose at November 8, 2006 01:39 PM
Doing any shows in NYC dec 11th thru 15th....?
Posted by: Brandon at November 9, 2006 08:55 AM
I hope there's a "Bill Dawes' triumphant return to L.A." blog coming out of this trip.....
Posted by: M at November 9, 2006 09:32 AM
Ontario, Canada is actually a province containing both Toronto and Ottawa (amongst other smaller cities) and you should definitely consider visiting! I would like to see your show!
Posted by: Chrysalid at November 9, 2006 03:46 PM
You should really try to get a show here in baton rouge...Airplanes fly here too and i cant promise any virgins (hey, this is louisiana) but i can definitely promise whores. And booze...lots of it.
Posted by: Pat at November 9, 2006 06:11 PM
Oh god why Ontario? Of all places in Cali, Ontario is one of the most squalid and shittiest. Sorry dude. Try to come up north a bit next time you're in California.
Posted by: Aaron at November 9, 2006 08:19 PM
I was just about to get in a car and drive there, but then I realised that I live in England and I have no car. Also, I'm dying. Dying of stabbing.
Stabbing is a horrible disease to get. KIDS: Wear Protection - don't get stabbed.
Posted by: Ridiculous at November 11, 2006 10:39 PM
people in England are weird....
Posted by: Brandon at November 13, 2006 01:46 PM
Ridiculous even.
Posted by: Pat at November 13, 2006 05:42 PM
Rollerblading in the Meat Packing District?!! Maybe there's a reason why you keep getting gay roles....
Of course, then you'd have to go by 'Billy' or 'William'. No self-respecting gay man goes by 'Bill'.
Posted by: williewillie at November 17, 2006 06:31 AM
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